Ooops! I Almost Forgot!

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Just as I reached to take my nightly meds it hit me in my groggy sleepy stupper, that I have yet to type my funny thought for today. I have already taken a couple of things for a migraine, with that disclaimer, this is a true story and a real joke. No ducks were hurt in the making of this joke.

So yes, because I am tired, drugged on migraine meds, I decided to tell a joke. Not just any joke, my brother’s favorite joke. This has been his favorite joke for as long as I can remember. He is in his mid-thirties now, a lawyer, and still rolls laughing at this joke that we heard as children.

Okay here goes…

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub, the first duck looks at the second duck and asks him to pass him the soap.

The second duck looks at the first duck and says….
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“No…What do you think I am? A typewriter?”

Ok, ok…I understand, it makes no sense. I think that is why it is so funny. Well, that and trying to figure out what makes is so hilarious to my brother all these years.

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About Hope

I am forty year old survivor and a five year old victim of sexual abuse. I live with severe depression and anxiety, and in 2013 was diagnosed with DID and PTSD. My journey is to reintegrate my alter and the adult me into a whole person, healthy person, and one that can empathize with others.

2 thoughts on “Ooops! I Almost Forgot!

  1. That reminds me of a joke one of my third graders made up several years ago:

    Q: How are a cow and an eggplant alike?
    A: They’re both purple, except for the cow!

    Makes NO sense, but it has always made me laugh like a crazy person.

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